As a golden rule you should stay away from all things lettuce in Guate. Unless you disinfect it first, but really that’s a pain in the ass and I always taste the lingering bleach. 

BUT, when I’m home for Christmas I’m going to EAT ALL THE SALAD. 

With fancy cheeses.

Dressings that have nothing to do with Mayonnaise of any kind. 

Ooh like champagne pear vinaigrette.

Greek olives. 

Fresh tomatoes!

Artichoke hearts.

FETA

FETA

FETA

Oh my god, I’m having a salad orgasm over here. A sorgasm? Salorgasm?

I. Can. Not. Wait.